A worldwide shortage of thoughts and prayers may leave us with no choice but to actually do something by as early as January 2019, researchers are warning, after a recent study revealed […]
While waiting to embrace the current handshaker in chief of the world’s only remaining superpowergrip, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was today spotted turning stones to dust in preparation for what many […]
“I like to think every day is World Mental Health Day,” Trump announced to his comb early this morning while performing his daily ablutions, shortly before unleashing a tweetstorm directed at his […]
In the first substantive effort to prevent another mass shooting from occurring in the United States, Donald Trump acted swiftly today, calling for a ban on all travel within the U.S. for […]
Speaking to the United Nations assembly for the first time today, Donald Trump made it clear that if Kim Jong-un does not stop threatening to use nuclear warfare to get what he […]
A selection of inspirational quotes that Donald Trump has not yet said, but theoretically could – in the same way black holes could theoretically be portals to other universes where galaxies are […]
“To the best of our knowledge, the sub-dialect of English Donald Trump uses has no equivalent for the words pardon, apology, rectify, or decency.” says Lincoln Abraham, a leading White-House-ologist who […]
Things got awkward at the White House early Monday morning, as chief strategist Steve Bannon – the first tumour in history to achieve self-propulsion – stumbled upon Donald Trump wearing a black […]
“The guy is a lunatic. He’s dangerous, He’s out of control, and he’s a fool if he think he can go up against this great nation and come away without being reduced […]
“Grrrrr, grrrrr, leaks, fake news, swift paw of justice grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rarrrrrghhh, save me from myselffffahblahbalah,” says Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump’s new communications director, and poster boy for living with rabies, early on […]
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