“I just can’t help but ask what kind of message we’re sending to the sexual assaulters of tomorrow, if we let something like this stop Brett Kavanaugh,” says Janine Blynders of Mist […]
In a speech that is already being hailed as a turning point in the LOLed War between the United States and Canada, Donald Trump today delivered a somber reminder to Americans that […]
In an announcement as expected as it is understandable, the office of United States Vice President Mike Pence today declared that under no circumstances will the veep allow himself to be alone […]
In a tense exchange before a Senate Subcommittee today, the U.S. Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, admitted that a recently announced commission dedicated to reducing the rates of teenage pregnancy, will conduct […]
In a prolonged rant to a nondescript bush this morning, President Trump informed the shrub that Jimmy the Penguin was onboard with the plan to discover who put the Caramilk in the […]
“Hindsight’s 20-20,” says David Pecker, publisher of the National Enquirer, as he climbs into the Bugatti with which he intends to attempt to get out in front of the breaking news that […]
Billed as the Rumble Because Of The Grumble, the greatest meeting of North American heavyweight trade titans since Mulroney Vs. Bush in the early 90’s, was halted in the 8th round last […]
In a shocking turn of events, the world is today grappling with a frightening and previously unthinkable possibility: that Donald Trump is completely fucking winging it; and may even have lied at some […]
“Whenever I use the projector I have to try every light switch to get the ones at the front to turn off. Every single time,” says Dallas teacher, Mike Martinez, raising his […]
As a follow up to last night – when Fox’s Tucker Carlson invited a Canadian on his show to break down, in simple terms, why white Americans are worth more than non-white […]
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