In a move that would surprise no one, the long-ascendant container of accelerant that has come to symbolize the administration of U.S. President Donald Trump, Jerry Can, appears to be on the […]
Saying they could think of no better place to host the United Nations new headquarters – other than in Barack Obama’s office, just to stir the pot – Canada today announced that […]
The long-dreamed of possibility that one day people will be able to travel freely – without adapters, extra plugs, or a personal nuclear power source – is dead. With little fanfare the […]
Following a closed-door, hastily adjourned emergency meeting today, Justin Trudeau and Theresa May emerged looking worn but determined and announced that their two nations had collectively agreed to assign to Donald Trump […]
Saying that the little-visited, but oft-referenced, atoll in the South Pacific had been vacant for over six months, China today moved its navy to surround The Moral High Ground Islands, left untended […]
Speaking to the United Nations assembly for the first time today, Donald Trump made it clear that if Kim Jong-un does not stop threatening to use nuclear warfare to get what he […]
Tentative negotiations between a UN-endorsed delegation and the DPRK ended abruptly today, when Fearless Leader Kim Jong-Un insisted that all present agree that Eminem is the uncontested greatest hip-hop artist of all […]
“It might say ‘unspeakable acts.’ It might say ‘unacceptable.’ It might even say ‘grievous,’ and it might say that more than once,” says Dan Themane, Canada’s representative to the United Sidelines, a […]
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