LONDON – In perhaps the most moving speech ever given in a chamber that has faced some of the most fearsome and ferocious challenges a nation has ever stared down, Boris Johnson […]
LONDON – After less than three minutes of attempting to speak what he referred to as “some weird form of American,” U.S. President Donald Trump promptly summoned the services of a translator […]
Two-and-a-half years after the allegedly great nation of Britain voted to depart the European Union – in response to promises of free pasties for everyone if they did, and regularly scheduled parades […]
Before we begin, let us take a moment to remember the Queen’s Corgis, who remained humble to the end despite being the prized pets of the British royal family, because: they were […]
“Two. The answer is two. That is the precise number of shits I give. Like, who cares you know? It’s two people getting married in another country on the other side of […]
Following a closed-door, hastily adjourned emergency meeting today, Justin Trudeau and Theresa May emerged looking worn but determined and announced that their two nations had collectively agreed to assign to Donald Trump […]
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