***The following article contains graphic descriptions of government officials purchasing food. Reader discretion is advised.*** In what many are already calling the darkest moment in Canadian history, late last night Prime Minister […]
“The Canadians are laughing at us, I repeat, the Canadians are laughing at us,” came the voice over the PA system at a top secret American base, as the US scrambled to contain […]
After winning widespread praise from many embattled foreign leaders, Justin Trudeau was his usual modest self today, expressing feigned surprise when asked if his decision to hobble Canada – so as to […]
OTTAWA – In what appears to have been an unprecedented move, Canada’s ruling Liberal Party – who just this year completed the process of legalizing the use of recreational cannabis – yesterday […]
Following a late evening visit from the ghost of his father (and former prime minister) Pierre Trudeau, current PM Justin Trudeau says his dad’s spectre was as blunt as his earthly figure […]
In the wake of Jody Wilson-Raybould’s resignation from the Liberal party over her concerns that Justin Trudeau is less prime and more minister than originally advertised, Andrew Scheer has penny-loafed into the […]
Following a tumultuous week in U.S.-Canadian-U.S.-China-U.S. relations – one which saw the firing of Canada’s top diplomat to the Asian nation for being inconveniently honest (twice) without having received prior approval from […]
Leaving no doubt that he is the best pound-for-pound prime minister to get in the ring with the general public since Jean Chrétien famously throttled a protester in 1996, Justin Trudeau […]
With Kanye West vacationing in Yeezworld, his Motorola out of battery, and all of his nation’s traditional allies screening the White House’s landline, U.S. President Donald Trump was today forced to seek […]
“I can see the looks on their faces now,” Prime Minister Trudeau said, standing in line at Renewables ‘R’ Us, with a brand new, state-of-the-art, future-friendly wind farm; complete with real blades […]
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