Brace yourselves Canada. Tim Hortons – famous for selling litres of hot asswater, boxes of stale sugar pucks, and soups that are old enough to vote (all brought to you by an […]
FUN! New Tim Hortons Cereal Comes With A Free Wage Slave In Every Box
Scientists Now Believe Aztecs Were Wiped Out By The Ravages Of Raising The Minimum Wage
“It’s my belief that the last thought of the final Aztecan was probably something along the lines of, ‘Living wage my ass, we all ended up dying,’” says Dr. Franz DeHanz, lead […]
Temperatures Overnight Expected To Drop As Low As Those Of Ron Joyce Jr.’s Heart
Citing windchill, bomb cyclones, polar vortexes, lake effect, and a convergence of greed, entitlement, and total lack of appreciation for basic optics, every weatherperson across Ontario was united in their evening forecast […]
Cons Say Old Photo Of Trudeau Drinking Timmies Obviously Shows He Hates Canadians
As the news broke today that a Tim Hortons franchise intends to recoup profits lost to the recently raised minimum wage by forcing their employees to rent headsets from them for $13.75/hr, […]
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