In a move that industry insiders are calling “gross” and “pretty fucked up,” Google’s parent company Alphabet today quietly acquired the rights to name every single child born on this planet for […]
“Ask a stupid question, get launched into space without a suit,” says Elon Musk, casually swiping through a sequence of rocket trajectory vectors on an iPad while somewhere in the blue sky […]
Following the lead of Major League Baseball, Canada’s House of Commons will today begin employing the use of on-the-field video fact checking, in an attempt to address the increasingly flagrant misdirection and […]
In a move that is expected to cause many fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation to ask if they have died and gone to Romulus, Elon Musk today confirmed that Tesla’s newest line […]
As a contrite Facebook continued to apologize for its incredibly-successful-but-horribly-corruptable business model today, users were taken aback at how invasive one of the chosen methods of delivery was: friendly, if exceptionally creepy, […]
As the news that Facebook has been cynically selling your personal information, tendencies, attention span, interests, attention span, and the length of your attention span, continues to break; Facebook went on a […]
A panel of the world’s foremost technology experts today revealed robots – the darlings of today’s workforce, responsible for 99.8% of the stitches in the clothing you are currently wearing and putting […]
“Mostly, we’re just really, really bored,” admitted Apple’s public relations director, Jim Book, in a Palo Alto press conference early on Thursday morning. “Obviously. Why else would we ask you to enter […]
In a stripped-down ceremony this morning in Cupertino, California, Tim Cook – wearing his trademark shirt that isn’t a turtleneck, and pants that aren’t jeans – revealed Apple’s latest mobile phone to […]
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