CHURONNO – As they took to madly celebrating their first basketball championship, the remote northern nation of Canada (pronounced KAAN-AH-DAH) has immediately made one thing absolutely clear: This time, they are not […]
Breaking: Canada Not Sorry
Inspired By Kawhi’s Game-Winner, Local Man Correctly Chooses Fastest Line At Grocery Store
It was an ending that (preternaturally gifted) local grocery store customer Tim McClutch says was never in any doubt. “You practice all of your life for these moments,” the consummate shopper said, […]
Cavaliers Announce Thanos Will Start Game 4, As Raptors Face Infinity Elimination
With the Toronto Raptors already on the brink of elimination, the Cavaliers have taken things a super-villain step further by giving Thanos the nod to start at center in Monday’s upcoming contest […]
The Out And Abouter 