In a discovery that is shaking both physicists and politicians to their very cores, a pothole on a residential street in downtown Toronto has today opened to reveal something truly extraordinary: […]
As Dee Fynn – a baker at the Halifax Convention Centre – tells it, he was just looking for somewhere quiet to make a quick phone call on his midday break, when […]
As Conservative Party of Canada crews worked around the clock to keep up with the mounting disaster that is Maxime Bernier’s political career – hampered by tinder dry online conditions, and nasty […]
“Careful, careful, careful,” says Jim Scarey, head keeper at the National Zoo, as he slowly raises the gate of the large cage housing Steve Bannon, former chief strategist of Donald Trump and […]
The angry voices of millions of irate Americans, angered at having to face their personal biases and national moral failings on the weekend now, as well as during the week, have been […]
“It’s the only place I get my news,” says a clearly exhausted Prime Minister, gesturing to a television displaying Al Jazeera’s live feed as he sinks into a comfy sofa after a […]
Invited to fill in for a friend in the weekly Spanish Banks Beach Volleyball league, no one on the team suspected that beneath the amiable exterior of newcomer Doug Larouge lay a […]
***Satire*** Just as the Joint Chiefs of Staff were about to take a quick vote on whether to use the expected increase in their budget to purchase four new aircraft carriers, or […]
***Satire*** “No. Neither of those.” Donald Trump says, as he brushes aside Melania’s tenth suggestion, and Ivanka’s fourteenth. “They’re both too dark. I don’t want people thinking this is a funeral or […]
A deluge of irony swept the American mid-west overnight as warm, moist thoughts pulled in from the passing of Muhammad Ali met a rising front of mainstream intolerance rolling across the United […]
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