In a move that industry insiders are calling “gross” and “pretty fucked up,” Google’s parent company Alphabet today quietly acquired the rights to name every single child born on this planet for […]
As dusk falls lately on a relaxing country, draping its purple tones from St. John’s to Beaver Creek, mothers and fathers across the country are gleefully, manically, and more than a little […]
After 50 years of selling injection-molded plastic to generations of children whose TV shows were 22-minute ads periodically interrupted by 30-seconds ads, the international chain of aisle tantrums, Toys “R” Us, is […]
“Y’know, you try to do something nice for the kids,” said the Prime Minister as he stood outside Parliament Hill a little after midnight last night, smoking a Du Maurier and taking […]
“Five out of ten,” says life coach George Strombouloupoulos, reflecting on the legacy Canada’s mamas left us all, with their timely but ultimately incomplete advice regarding the nature of the days we […]
A survey of the nation’s dads, conducted last Sunday in city parks from coast to coast, has revealed an interesting dynamic between many Canadian fathers, our national symbol, and redemption, with over […]
***Satire*** It’s been nearly 24 hours since 5 men, all residents of the Greater Toronto Area, were last seen. Their equipment lies abandoned. A Tim Horton’s cup still sits in the backhoe […]
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