A deep-space listening project in the New Mexico desert appears to have intercepted what many believe to be the first extraterrestrial communications received on our planet. And, oddly, they appear to be Yelp-style […]
“Status report,” Jeff Bezos says, striding into an enormous but spartanly furnished office in Amazon’s Seattle headquarters, a cascading tail of money trailing behind him like a deep space comet approaching the […]
“In the end it came down to the fact that Mr. Rock already has really nice growth in the back, and was willing to trim the top and sides,” said an embattled […]
Moments after his campaign bus slowly came to a stop in front of Washington’s Capitol Building, the words “Happily Ever NAFTA” emblazoned down the side of the blue and white coach, Andrew Scheer […]
“There’s only one thing worse than being yanked by the lip from your native environ and left to thrash yourself to death amongst the discarded beer cans and bits of mono-filament,” says […]
An unusual scene unfolded in the White House today, as the United States’ ceremonial invitation to the upcoming NAFTA talks in Canada arrived in a beautiful wooden box; one that proved to […]
Citing windchill, bomb cyclones, polar vortexes, lake effect, and a convergence of greed, entitlement, and total lack of appreciation for basic optics, every weatherperson across Ontario was united in their evening forecast […]
As the news broke today that a Tim Hortons franchise intends to recoup profits lost to the recently raised minimum wage by forcing their employees to rent headsets from them for $13.75/hr, […]
“If only Johnny and Jimmy and Stevie and Paulie and Susie and Jenny and Freddy and Danny and Sammy and Timmy were all here to see it,” Ernest the fruit fly said […]
“It’s gotten to the point we just answer 1967 to everything,” says Google Data Co-Ordinator For The Greater Canadian Region, eleven-year-old Tom Crews. “So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there […]
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