“It isn’t easy to find a carrier that appeals to people willing to lick the side of your face while you’re dozing on a ridiculously long, uncomfortable journey that is taking way […]
As has been the tradition since Alberta’s first settlers decided there was no way in heck they were going to take the kids through those frickin’ mountains, and instead opted to throw […]
It was 242 years ago today that the United States signed the historic Declaration of Renegotiation, in which they famously stated that they would henceforth pour (not pore) all Canadian milk into […]
In a remarkable turn of events, the hedge Canada planted on its side of the world’s longest undefended border nearly 17 months ago – shortly after learning the Trumps were moving into the White […]
Saying that Canadians had better learn to respect his authoritah, Donald Trump held a brief press conference this afternoon – on his way to getting matching tattoos with Kim Jong-un (an ICBM […]
As dusk falls lately on a relaxing country, draping its purple tones from St. John’s to Beaver Creek, mothers and fathers across the country are gleefully, manically, and more than a little […]
In a prolonged rant to a nondescript bush this morning, President Trump informed the shrub that Jimmy the Penguin was onboard with the plan to discover who put the Caramilk in the […]
Before we begin, let us take a moment to remember the Queen’s Corgis, who remained humble to the end despite being the prized pets of the British royal family, because: they were […]
“It just feels like lately every Tom, Dick, and Notley thinks they can just throw down a pipeline, or highway, or information centre wherever they damn well please,” says Mt. Columbia, […]
The tallest building in Canada is closed for what is arguably both the most, and least, Canadian of reasons: The weather is stubbornly, hopelessly, unforgivably shit. And, having had enough, the tower […]
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