The first sign something was amiss was the ripple of murmurs, spreading through the crowd of thousands gathered at the U.S. Capitol Building today in Washington, to pay their final respects to […]
OTTAWA – In a move that has caused widespread satisfaction amongst Canadians of all political stripes and leanings, the Trudeau Liberals today announced their intention to publicly reward Jared Kushner for his […]
TORONTO – “The hell you mean I see this stuff every year?” asked Rudy, a mature chocolate Lab who has lived in Canada his entire life, as he leapt frantically in the […]
LONDON – The 2018 World Chess Championship came to an early, and shocking, conclusion today, when both players were disqualified for testing positive for anabolic steroids, one of three substances banned by […]
“It just felt like…I don’t know man…like maybe if I could find the perfect nut, one that was held by children in the 60’s – maybe as they watched Neil […]
Looking for ways to take advantage of their naturally terriful weather, and justify spending money it has repeatedly told Flames president Ken King it simply doesn’t have, the City of Calgary today […]
A shout of triumph went up in Japan’s Mission Control Centre early Sunday morning, as the Asian nation celebrated successfully landing two rovers on the surface of U.S. Vice President Mike Pence, […]
“Show me where it says I have to wear anything at all,” the premier of Ontario is said to have demanded this morning, before proceeding to undo his zip, drop trou, and […]
Talks to rerail NAFTA negotiations in time for the Labour Day weekend have encountered a major hurdle today in Washington, as Canada’s trade team is refusing to back down on an issue […]
In the darkness of a refrigerator, hidden behind half a cantaloupe and underneath a box of spinach, an ultra-elite team of raspberries waits. Specialists in the art of looking deceptively perfect […]
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