The annual Conservative Party of Canada’s summer camp play, intended to be a spirited rendition of Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman, has been cancelled following Stephen Harper’s refusal to stick to his […]
In a surprise to many Canadians, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has today announced that – despite having previously indicated he was going to become the first sitting PM to live on a […]
“Yeah. I’m stoked,” says Andrew Scheer, when asked how he feels about former Prime Minister Stephen Harper telling him, via an address made to the Stanford School of Business, that he would […]
Following the lead of Major League Baseball, Canada’s House of Commons will today begin employing the use of on-the-field video fact checking, in an attempt to address the increasingly flagrant misdirection and […]
“I don’t even have a terrace,” Jagmeet Singh says, starting to look a little exasperated, “Much less have any known ties to any.” The leader of the federal NDP party was beset […]
In a surprise move, the province that gave Canada its second official language and has vociferously fought for the right to preserve its own unique culture, has now stated it sees the […]
After ten long years firmly fixing Saskatchewan’s economy fifty years in the past, Bradwall (spelling as per the Liberal Party’s handbook) today said he had put his oil through enough, and the […]
In a private audience today between Justin Trudeau and the Pope, the leader of the Catholic church – and direct conduit to an increasingly old, reclusive God – regretfully informed the Canadian […]
***Satire*** “Yes, I was surprised there weren’t any calisthenics, chirpy interviews of local wildlife, or eating of scrambled eggs and salmon.” Kellie Leitch has now said, having been pressed to explain her […]
***Satire*** “Look,” Kellie Leitch says, starting to sound exasperated, and continuing to sound like she is speaking through a kazoo, “I can’t control what lands on my pond, the banks of which […]
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