“The crucifix is not a religious symbol. No, seriously,” said Quebec’s newly-elected Premier, François Legault, speaking yesterday from a symposium on the role of utterly undisguised bullshit in early 21st century politics. […]
In the latest sign that the notwithstanding clause is possibly being used in ways other than that for which it was original intended, Prince Edward Island today declared it plans to name […]
Reversing a longstanding policy of refusing to negotiate with people who struggle with basic math, Canada announced late last night that it has signed a new deal with Donald Trump – one […]
“America first,” U.S. President Donald Trump famously said 14,806 times in 2016, while campaigning to redecorate the Oval Office to match a gangster’s teeth. He said it when asked whether he’d like […]
“Oh lord,” said Chrystia Freeland, as she and the rest of the Canadian delegation to the United Nations – including Prime Minister Trudeau – came upon one of New York’s less fortunate […]
Saying that he takes thousands of pictures with opportunistic beasts of yore prowling at the entrances to a dark underworld, this morning Premier Doug Ford again doubled down on his explanation for […]
“Did I hear someone ask which way to the security breach?” enquired Justin Trudeau, as he entered the United Nations headquarters early Monday morning, sideways so as to accommodate his suddenly enormous […]
Saying that he has already scheduled an emergency press conference for 8:00 AM on Monday, Sept. 27, 2500, Maxime Bernier went out of his way today to assure Canadians that if elected […]
In a hastily summoned news conference this afternoon, Premier Doug Ford had one simple question for the students across the province who walked out today in protest of his government’s return to […]
Saying that by 2020 over half of the province’s energy needs could be met by burning the “horribly restrictive laws that the people of Ontario didn’t vote for,” Premier Doug Ford became […]
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