An already embattled Trump administration – desperately trying to find a way to prevent the equivalent of 0.002% of the current population of the United States from crossing the border and […]
After more than three weeks of discussions surrounding how Canada should respond to the extrajudicial killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi Arabian government, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that […]
TORONTO – Speaking to a receptive audience of inanimate objects in a small broom closet in Queen’s Park earlier today, the Ontario PCs quietly announced their intention to sell off a small, […]
TORONTO – The Ontario PCs today announced that due to concerns regarding the amount of beer the average citizen of Ontario could conceivably purchase with a single hour’s worth of labour, they […]
TORONTO – Using an electoral mechanism known as the Notwithstand This Clause Bucko, the citizens of Toronto have tonight made the most of their curtailed municipal election, appointing Jennifer Keesmaat to […]
CHIPMAN – In a somber affair to mark the beginning of the 43rd week of the 12,752nd consecutive “Year Of The Straights,” Hetero Pride organizers unveiled a grim reminder to all those who […]
“It just felt like…I don’t know man…like maybe if I could find the perfect nut, one that was held by children in the 60’s – maybe as they watched Neil […]
In response to a bumper crop of articles flooding the Canadian media scene on the subject of today’s official legalization of marijuana, the Canadian government has passed an emergency law officially asking […]
“Just another example of this government working to put wins back in the pockets of hard working Ontarians,” said Premier Doug Ford, speaking from a booth at a Boston Pizza last night, […]
Looking for ways to take advantage of their naturally terriful weather, and justify spending money it has repeatedly told Flames president Ken King it simply doesn’t have, the City of Calgary today […]
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