As Canadians across six time zones go about their preparations for the annual Thanksgiving weekend, an unusual mood permeates the frozen turkey aisles, beer store checkouts, and gas station lines behind the […]
The continuous line of traffic stretches from Toronto to Thunder Bay. Horns sound impatiently and people open car doors to crane their necks, trying to see what is coming between them and […]
“I’m going to tag you in these photos kids,” announces Ottawa mom Janine McReadle from the front seat of a mini-van packed with her family, their devices and chargers, a couple of […]
***Satire*** After a busy weekend of fundraising, the pot for the Canadian Appropriation Prize has quickly grown to include $25,000, a brand new longhouse complete with air conditioning and water treatment plant […]
***Satire*** “And we will henceforward be known as North-of-North America. Or NON-America, to use the popular short form,” Says John Candy Jr., head of the Canadian Centre For Centre Being Spelled […]
*** Satire*** The effects of climate change have now hit Canadians where it counts: the business of buying, selling, swapping, handing down, or forgetting you own, ice skates. “At this stage, we […]
***Satire*** “There hasn’t been a fatal hate crime against Canadian Muslims in the entire month of February,” said Conservative supporter Anthony Van Borisson on the streets of Calgary, rushing home to scour […]
***Satire.*** The Trudeau government has today announced that the US Embassy location will be shifted “a few blocks north of its present location in Ottawa. To Baffin Island.” The Liberals claim that […]
Trudeau and Canada are seated at a table at Blink, the popular Calgary restaurant, and possible subconscious allusion to the speed with which the fortunes of a Prime Minister can change. The […]
“And we’re happy to pay for it,” say a united front of Canadian premiers, national leaders, mayors, citizens, and casual acquaintances, of the newly planted hedge that has sprung up seemingly […]
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