Canada narrowly dodged a major social fissure today when Toronto Police concluded that hate crime number 447 reported against Muslims over the past three years in Canada, was in fact false. “What […]
An unusual scene unfolded in the White House today, as the United States’ ceremonial invitation to the upcoming NAFTA talks in Canada arrived in a beautiful wooden box; one that proved to […]
They huddle along the coast in the wan light of a frigid winter’s morning, peering north for a sign from the scouts that the ice bridge has formed. Supplies are low. Many […]
Citing windchill, bomb cyclones, polar vortexes, lake effect, and a convergence of greed, entitlement, and total lack of appreciation for basic optics, every weatherperson across Ontario was united in their evening forecast […]
As the news broke today that a Tim Hortons franchise intends to recoup profits lost to the recently raised minimum wage by forcing their employees to rent headsets from them for $13.75/hr, […]
“Well I can go for a swim like a polar bear any damn day of the year,” said an irate bear by the name of Snuggles, as he stood in front of […]
“It’s gotten to the point we just answer 1967 to everything,” says Google Data Co-Ordinator For The Greater Canadian Region, eleven-year-old Tom Crews. “So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there […]
“Two bags please,” Tammie Fields says, eyeing the grocery store cashier carefully, waiting for her moment to strike. When the total is rung up she asks to pay by debit, then taps the […]
“Merry Christmas!” The CPC-issued seasonal cards wish their supporters before continuing breathlessly on, “Or it would be if it hadn’t been ruined by Liberal overspending, ethics breaches, an ice rink how dare […]
“What do you get the person who has everything?” Windsor-area man Todd Spudnik asks rhetorically from the driver’s seat of the postal truck he is whipping in endless donuts around a Walmart […]
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