As the campaign to be the next premier of Ontario got down to 22-inch rims, Doug Ford threw a hard left across four lanes of metaphorical traffic, while flipping the symbolic bird, […]
In an early morning press conference, doctors have revealed that scans show some activity in the medulla escaladus section of Doug Ford’s brain, who suffered being elected leader of the Ontario PC […]
“Twas a dark and stormy night when a man of haunted expression, who had clearly never found cause nor reason to lift a razor to his youthful countenance, stumbled across the threshold […]
In an early morning slight that sent ripples of anger through Canada – a nation that has traditionally prided itself on being a lumberjack and that being ok – Donald Trump today […]
“We’re going to hit them right in their money-maker, if that’s alright with everyone else,” said Canadian Finance Minister Bill Morneau this morning, looking determined but apologetic – as per the Canadian […]
“It’s like the Trooper song says,” remarks Fleur Denise, the recently appointed head of the Northern Canadian Tourism Association. “We’re here for a good time, not a long time, especially since our […]
“Good news Bibi,” Benjamin Netanyahu’s chief strategist told the Prime Minister of Israel this morning, as they arrived at the ‘Canadian’ section of their daily debrief, immediately following their review of yesterday’s […]
The fabric of Canada continued to unravel yesterday, as a man wearing a head covering delivered an astounding performance in Pyeongchang to bring the gold medal back to a nation of immigrants […]
“For he goes birling down and down white water,” could be the words Canadian athletes silently mouth – single tears streaking their taut cheeks as the maple leaf rises in Pyeongchang – […]
An epidemic of cracked craniums is sweeping Canada, overwhelming the health care system and leading to an unprecedented surge in emergency room visits by people with exploded noggins. And it is all […]
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