Saying it caused far too great a disturbance for a Monday night, or any other day of the week in a democratic nation, the City of Toronto today revoked the permit for […]
City Revokes Really Shitty Nightclub’s Permit
Ford Pledges To Work All Weekend Sorting Out The Mess Ford Left Him
In a sign of the determined, dogged, and deliberately detrimental leadership Ontarians can expect from their new government over the next four years, Premier Doug Ford announced on Friday that he will […]
Hearing That Pot Smokers Will Be Denied Entry To The US, Canada Asks What The Downside Is Here
As news broke this evening that the United States may deny entry to any Canadians who engage in the soon-to-be-legal practice of smoking marijuana – despite the U.S. itself having states that […]
Chaos At Queen’s Park, As Doug Ford Invokes The Notwithstanding Pants Clause
“Show me where it says I have to wear anything at all,” the premier of Ontario is said to have demanded this morning, before proceeding to undo his zip, drop trou, and […]
A Tumultuous Day In Ontario Leaves Everyone Asking Same Thing: Who Will Write The Op-Ed?
QUEEN’S PARK – As Doug Ford moved to use the notwithstanding clause to make himself the first premier of Toronto, there was just one question left on the minds of all those […]
Ontario Supreme Court Rules Against Getting Revenge The Really Really Long Way
In a ruling handed down this morning by Ontario Supreme Court Justice Edward “Crickets” Belobaba, a question that has been asked many times, in many ways, by one person, has now been […]
Shoot the lights out
A non-satirical post, because it’s Saturday, and I have a quick story about Steve Nash, quiet beginnings, and unseen endings. My grandad Bill was an athlete of note in Victoria, B.C., a […]
Doug Ford Moves Ahead With Plan To Make Ontario Place An Offshore Tax Shelter
“Because who doesn’t have millions of dollars they can afford to keep in remote accounts with limited access purely to avoid paying tax?” asked Ontario Premier Doug Ford today, sporting what is […]
Canada Denies Writing NY Times Op-Ed
Despite having no shortage of reasons to pen the now-infamous NY Times op-ed, America’s next closest ally – after Mexico, Russia, Israel, North Korea, the Philippines, England sometimes, Europe once in a while, […]
In Moving Speech, US President Tells Americans They Have Nothing To Fear Except Canada Itself
In a speech that is already being hailed as a turning point in the LOLed War between the United States and Canada, Donald Trump today delivered a somber reminder to Americans that […]
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