In the first post-racism nation on earth, in which all people are treated completely equally and have absolutely nothing to fear from the police or systemic bias, a Canadian football player was […]
“It’s the only place I get my news,” says a clearly exhausted Prime Minister, gesturing to a television displaying Al Jazeera’s live feed as he sinks into a comfy sofa after a […]
In an early morning rally that saw millions of Canadians extend a tentative leg out of bed, Wednesday has jumped to fourth on the TSE 100’s list of top-performing days of the […]
A recently released study from the University Of Hamilton has revealed that Canadian racists may be spending as many as one-fifth of their waking hours explaining the complex formulae by which they are able […]
“I mean, yes, it’s older than me,” says 40 year-old Jim Clancy, resident of Scarborough’s Bridalsplit neighbourhood, and owner of one of three hundred thousand homes recently designated as protected properties by […]
“I just can’t understand how you can ask a question like that, that many times, and in that catchy a manner, and then never provide the answer,” says Johnny Williamsonoma of Farm […]
“I had a good life,” the Cassini space probe says, as it casts its one-megapixel cameras (built in the early 90’s, Cassini’s photos look like they were taken by a Blackberry Torch) […]
“I know what you’re up to,” a recently released video shows a woman shouting at Jagmeet Singh, NDP incumbent for the Ontario riding of Bramalea-Gore-Malton, “With your blazers, your bow ties, and […]
A leaked transcript from a speech Doug Ford is expected to deliver this coming Friday has revealed that the former Toronto City Councillor is going to the better part of three hours […]
The popular website PopularBabyNamesForSuddenHistoryBuffs.com has today revealed that the month of August saw a meteoric rise in the number of Canadian children being named ‘Sir John A. MacDonald.’ “There’s always been steady […]
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