And it wasn’t just in Bobcaygeon. Across Canada today, astronomers are scrambling to explain a rare, once-in-a-lifetime occurrence which led to millions of Canadians witnessing the constellations reveal themselves, one star at […]
A survey of the nation’s dads, conducted last Sunday in city parks from coast to coast, has revealed an interesting dynamic between many Canadian fathers, our national symbol, and redemption, with over […]
“I just wish I could help,” said an entire society’s-worth of men today as the hashtag #MeToo continued to force everyone to agree that something should probably be done to prevent an […]
Before hearing Sarah Polley’s latest movie pitch, Woody Allen has something he wants to get off his chest. “What’s next,” Woody Allen asks, as he nervously twitches his collar, adjusts his tie, […]
As more and more Canadians sacrifice their savings for unusable Air Miles points and mortgages they intend to bequeath to their children, business analysts have noticed a novel – if disturbing – […]
Late this evening, seemingly inspired by Eminem’s already seminal freestyle from last night’s BET Hip Hop Awards, Toronto rapper Drake released a throwdown aimed at his own country’s leader. Or, more accurately, […]
While waiting to embrace the current handshaker in chief of the world’s only remaining superpowergrip, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was today spotted turning stones to dust in preparation for what many […]
As Canadians across six time zones go about their preparations for the annual Thanksgiving weekend, an unusual mood permeates the frozen turkey aisles, beer store checkouts, and gas station lines behind the […]
Pausing in a frantic scamper across the top of a fence post, Randall the squirrel admits that what he finds most galling about his annual preparations for winter isn’t the demeaning battle […]
“I’m just getting back to the real me,” said Andrew Scheer as he made his way up the steps to the House of Commons this morning in Ottawa, running his fingers through […]
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