In a follicle-quivering moment in parliament today, Harjit Sajjan, the Minister of National Defence – and Canada’s reigning Chin Bristles champion of six years running – rose and dropped a metaphorical shaving-cream […]
“Well, you can imagine if he’d walked out of that mosque and shot those two white dudes, instead of the other way around. I mean then we’d have a story,” said Ontario […]
Pausing during a spirited round of carolling on Parliament Hill today – midway through singing Wham!’s Last Christmas while looking wistfully out over an Ottawa that is still mad about his ice rink with […]
“Two. The answer is two. That is the precise number of shits I give. Like, who cares you know? It’s two people getting married in another country on the other side of […]
A British fisherman out of the port of Weymouth, on the southern coast of England, was surprised and more than just a little concerned today when he pulled his nets in and […]
In a surprise announcement made earlier today, Giant Tiger – a Canadian chain of discount stores with over 200 locations across the country and an oddly uncanadian mascot – declared they are […]
Anticipating ‘Total Domination,’ the Canadian Olympic Committee today revealed that decades of lobbying have paid off, with the IOC finally recognizing what generations of Canucks have long known: ‘hunkering’ is a sport. […]
“Y’know, you try to do something nice for the kids,” said the Prime Minister as he stood outside Parliament Hill a little after midnight last night, smoking a Du Maurier and taking […]
Saying it was a combination of instinct and a genetic predisposition to being amazing at everything he does whether planned or otherwise, Donald Trump today saved the president of the Philippines from […]
“Its a pretty basic formula,” says Ashish Gupta, as he disembarks from a harrowing Vancouver to Oslo flight early this morning, in which he was forced to listen to a complete stranger […]
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