“I’m getting hints of reneging, with ripe overtones of what the hell was I thinking?” Alberta Premier Rachel Notley declared late last night, as she spat her first sip of Ontario wine […]
“All in favour of voting to vote for who gets to vote for who will be eligible to vote in our upcoming decision on who should answer the door, say ‘June the […]
“It’s my belief that the last thought of the final Aztecan was probably something along the lines of, ‘Living wage my ass, we all ended up dying,’” says Dr. Franz DeHanz, lead […]
Canada narrowly dodged a major social fissure today when Toronto Police concluded that hate crime number 447 reported against Muslims over the past three years in Canada, was in fact false. “What […]
Citing windchill, bomb cyclones, polar vortexes, lake effect, and a convergence of greed, entitlement, and total lack of appreciation for basic optics, every weatherperson across Ontario was united in their evening forecast […]
“It’s gotten to the point we just answer 1967 to everything,” says Google Data Co-Ordinator For The Greater Canadian Region, eleven-year-old Tom Crews. “So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there […]
“Merry Christmas!” The CPC-issued seasonal cards wish their supporters before continuing breathlessly on, “Or it would be if it hadn’t been ruined by Liberal overspending, ethics breaches, an ice rink how dare […]
“All in I’d say the project probably took me over a thousand hours,” says Tom Snyder, running a hand along a gleaming chrome grab rail on the roof of his ’57 Values […]
As provincial courts across Canada begin to handing out prison sentences to those who threaten the Prime Minister online in disjointed sentences rife with poor grammar, misplaced anger, and flagrant abuses of the […]
In response to National Geographic’s viral video of an emaciated polar bear dragging itself across Somerset Island – reportedly trying to reach Elon Musk to ask if there’s any way it […]
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