“I know what you’re up to,” a recently released video shows a woman shouting at Jagmeet Singh, NDP incumbent for the Ontario riding of Bramalea-Gore-Malton, “With your blazers, your bow ties, and […]
A poll released this morning by USA Tomorrow has revealed that over 85% of Americans would be ‘extremely satisfied’ to learn the president intended to head to Mar-a-Lago for his 480th visit […]
“To the best of our knowledge, the sub-dialect of English Donald Trump uses has no equivalent for the words pardon, apology, rectify, or decency.” says Lincoln Abraham, a leading White-House-ologist who […]
“We’re here to promote Canadian Values,” said anti-immigration protest organizer John Munschies as he waved a flag emblazoned with an elderly couple flying south for the winter. “And I have to say […]
“Grrrrr, grrrrr, leaks, fake news, swift paw of justice grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rarrrrrghhh, save me from myselffffahblahbalah,” says Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump’s new communications director, and poster boy for living with rabies, early on […]
A Canada’s Wonderland ride that has been building since the early 90’s, is now closed and its future uncertain after concerns were raised regarding the overall safety and integrity of the gravity-defying […]
***Satire.*** “Look around you people,” Justin Trudeau said during an energetic interview on Live With Kelly And Ryan this morning. “You don’t see Ben Mulroney up here do you? Uh. No. Uh. […]
In a private audience today between Justin Trudeau and the Pope, the leader of the Catholic church – and direct conduit to an increasingly old, reclusive God – regretfully informed the Canadian […]
The mayor’s office bristles with armed guards, wearing Tilley hats and khaki cargo shorts full of ammunition and trail mix. A van backfiring two blocks away sends a nervous, but situationally-aware ripple through […]
“What do you mean bumped?” said the president of the United States, stopped at the foot of the boarding ladder to Air Force One by a smiling woman with a strong stare, […]
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