“I guess when you’re still learning the game, an extra down every ten yards is really helpful,” said George Guffin, of Saskatoon, as he exited an area grocery store with an armful […]
“Just another example of this government working to put wins back in the pockets of hard working Ontarians,” said Premier Doug Ford, speaking from a booth at a Boston Pizza last night, […]
With the Toronto Raptors already on the brink of elimination, the Cavaliers have taken things a super-villain step further by giving Thanos the nod to start at center in Monday’s upcoming contest […]
Even as Auston Matthews was throwing his arms out after completing the first triple salchow ever performed in hockey skates, on an NHL rink, during regulation play (Wendel Clark landed one in […]
Conor McGregor appeared in a New York courtroom today on charges of wilfully neglecting to count the number of walls surrounding the room he was being violent in. “Rookie mistake,” said a […]
The team of Olympic athletes from Russia that aren’t the Russian Olympic team arrived in South Korea today, in a plane that the head of the IOC, Thomas ‘The Prevaricator’ Bach, says […]
“In the end it came down to the fact that Mr. Rock already has really nice growth in the back, and was willing to trim the top and sides,” said an embattled […]
Anticipating ‘Total Domination,’ the Canadian Olympic Committee today revealed that decades of lobbying have paid off, with the IOC finally recognizing what generations of Canucks have long known: ‘hunkering’ is a sport. […]
“No shit, those guys are still playing?” Was by far the most common response on the streets of Toronto this week when local residents were asked their feelings on the home team […]
The angry voices of millions of irate Americans, angered at having to face their personal biases and national moral failings on the weekend now, as well as during the week, have been […]
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