Primal screams filled the usually muted environs of Buckingham Castle’s western greeting hall, as the Queen, in camouflage exercise tights, and a black sweatshirt with bold pink letters reading “Nasty Majesty,” worked […]
With global absurdity levels at an all time high, in an eleventh hour decision the United Nations has moved to cancel April Fool’s day for the first time since Pharoah Ramesses told […]
Moments after his campaign bus slowly came to a stop in front of Washington’s Capitol Building, the words “Happily Ever NAFTA” emblazoned down the side of the blue and white coach, Andrew Scheer […]
“I’m just getting back to the real me,” said Andrew Scheer as he made his way up the steps to the House of Commons this morning in Ottawa, running his fingers through […]
Once again using his far-reaching pulpit as a premier Canadian pundit to amplify the voices of society’s least heard, on Friday Rex Murphy raised an important point in the ongoing debate about […]
Saying that the little-visited, but oft-referenced, atoll in the South Pacific had been vacant for over six months, China today moved its navy to surround The Moral High Ground Islands, left untended […]
“I know what you’re up to,” a recently released video shows a woman shouting at Jagmeet Singh, NDP incumbent for the Ontario riding of Bramalea-Gore-Malton, “With your blazers, your bow ties, and […]
A leaked transcript from a speech Doug Ford is expected to deliver this coming Friday has revealed that the former Toronto City Councillor is going to the better part of three hours […]
Catching John McCain’s eye across the busy news cycle, the Republican party was today seen openly wondering what might have been if John McCain had again run for president, and defeated Donald […]
“To the best of our knowledge, the sub-dialect of English Donald Trump uses has no equivalent for the words pardon, apology, rectify, or decency.” says Lincoln Abraham, a leading White-House-ologist who […]
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