The discovery of a scroll that contains the transcription of a speech given by a failed Roman merchant running for Consul in the months leading up to the collapse of the Roman […]
Struggling to break into the dog-eat-dog world of farmer’s market condiment sales, Ontario man, John Boscoe, has focussed in on a singular cause for his inability to become a runaway success: no […]
Ignoring common wisdom, the greater consciousness that is humanity now appears to have eaten mussels in a month not ending in the letter “R”. Experts believe this likely happened sometime in the […]
In a developing story that could finally explain the supposed need millions of Americans have for being within arms reach of lethal force in their homes, cars, businesses, beds, kitchen drawers, and […]
***Satire*** “I think you’ll find most oligarchs are solid neighbours with great family values and an eye for tasteful displays of gross opulence.” Says Janine Jeffries, the top-selling Toronto realtor in 2016, […]
“Usually we sit at about 500 billion barrels of greatness,” our guide, Jim Steel, says as he gestures into the subterranean darkness of an enormous natural vault, from the viewing platform we […]
In an attempt to mollify a public convinced their every trip to the toilet is being recorded, every attempt to pull a stubborn nose hair logged, and every pow-pow with finger-guns at […]
“You never help around the house.” A woman, standing in a nondescript living room somewhere in the United States, says to a man sitting on a sofa in front of her. “I […]
The alarm goes off in the dark. Ted rolls over. It’s 5:30 AM. Time to get up. He’s training for a half-marathon. And no one’s going to know about it if he […]
***Satire*** “I knew the sudden popularity was no flash-in-the-pan when I had to start having a friend pre-screen my Twitter mentions before I saw them,” Chloe Jones, author of the hugely […]
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