As more and more Canadians sacrifice their savings for unusable Air Miles points and mortgages they intend to bequeath to their children, business analysts have noticed a novel – if disturbing – […]
On the first Friday the 13th since Donald Trump took the oath of office ten-of-the-longest-months in recorded history ago, the most infamous day of the calendar is reportedly going to give everyone […]
Lip-syncing the words silently to himself as he watches Miley Cyrus belt out the final chorus to her cover of Tom Petty’s Wildflowers, tears streaming down his face and his upper lip […]
Pausing in a frantic scamper across the top of a fence post, Randall the squirrel admits that what he finds most galling about his annual preparations for winter isn’t the demeaning battle […]
While it was close, in the end it was never really in aknee doubt. “I’d like to say I won by the skin of my teeth,” a humble-bragging solar plexus said at […]
A Calgary-area man has today clarified his stance on outer space for his assembled friends, many of whom had become confused after he repeatedly declined invitations to their star-viewing parties, despite frequently […]
“Boobies,” The Hef is reported to have sighed as he took his last breath before shuffling off this mortal coil. “Boobies, boobies, boobies.” The founder of Playboy magazine passed away on Wednesday […]
Dear Abby, I am a billionaire. I am the best billionaire. I am the billionairest billionaire who ever wrote to you. Your ratings are going to be through the roof on this […]
Invited to fill in for a friend in the weekly Spanish Banks Beach Volleyball league, no one on the team suspected that beneath the amiable exterior of newcomer Doug Larouge lay a […]
In an early morning rally that saw millions of Canadians extend a tentative leg out of bed, Wednesday has jumped to fourth on the TSE 100’s list of top-performing days of the […]
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