“Two bags please,” Tammie Fields says, eyeing the grocery store cashier carefully, waiting for her moment to strike. When the total is rung up she asks to pay by debit, then taps the […]
“What do you get the person who has everything?” Windsor-area man Todd Spudnik asks rhetorically from the driver’s seat of the postal truck he is whipping in endless donuts around a Walmart […]
“All in I’d say the project probably took me over a thousand hours,” says Tom Snyder, running a hand along a gleaming chrome grab rail on the roof of his ’57 Values […]
“Five out of ten,” says life coach George Strombouloupoulos, reflecting on the legacy Canada’s mamas left us all, with their timely but ultimately incomplete advice regarding the nature of the days we […]
“Help yourself, the masher’s in the top drawer,” said Toronto resident, Tom Shardy, assisting an attendee of his impeachment party in their search for something with which to muddle a bucket of […]
Following a brief review of his sexual history this afternoon, area man Steve Jessop concluded – not for the first time in the past few weeks – that not being talented, wealthy, […]
“Its a pretty basic formula,” says Ashish Gupta, as he disembarks from a harrowing Vancouver to Oslo flight early this morning, in which he was forced to listen to a complete stranger […]
Just back from a recent expedition to the Central American country of Mehico, Vancouver resident Chuck Morris is about to take his leave from a friend’s Mexican-themed party (due to an insufficient […]
A survey of the nation’s dads, conducted last Sunday in city parks from coast to coast, has revealed an interesting dynamic between many Canadian fathers, our national symbol, and redemption, with over […]
“I just wish I could help,” said an entire society’s-worth of men today as the hashtag #MeToo continued to force everyone to agree that something should probably be done to prevent an […]
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