“I’m just going to put out some feelers.” Justin Trudeau reportedly told his cabinet today, in a closed-door meeting regarding the recent violence in the United States, and more worrying likelihood there […]
In news that is likely to eventually be true, a recent study revealed a strange new norm: Canadians are living long enough to spend the majority of their lives as old people. […]
A deluge of irony swept the American mid-west overnight as warm, moist thoughts pulled in from the passing of Muhammad Ali met a rising front of mainstream intolerance rolling across the United […]
Wayne LaPierre, head of the National Rifle Association of People Who Willfully Defy Logic And Common Sense (NRA) wasted no time in releasing a statement in the aftermath of the shooting of […]
Breaking: In a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon, under a lean-to made of pine boughs, a spokesperson for the Canadian Association of Outdoor Education Teachers attempted to absolve the ambiguity in […]
Conservative estimates indicate that three out of four sentences Aldwin Eldas has said in the last 24 hours have had the words Trudeau, elbow, Brosseau, what’s, the, big, old, and deal, in […]
“I think it’s time.” Said Ennio Morricone, famous composer and current head of the Association Of Notes, Sharps And Flats (ANSAF), discussing today’s announcement of the largest change to musical composition in living […]
“It was the obvious choice.” Was the consensus among city councillors as they exited the chambers Friday afternoon, many of their eyes red-rimmed following what was described as an emotional session trying to decide […]
He stands alone in the field, large eyes staring without focus towards the rolling horizon, the early morning silence broken only by his slow breathing and quiet chewing of the same thing […]
“No. No idea.” Says Victoria, B.C. resident Jim Crest-Fallon when asked if he knows the difference between a Hellcat and your standard SRT model of the popular Dodge Challenger muscle car, […]
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