“No no no no no no no,” a coffee cup in Markham, Ontario said in growing desperation early this morning, as the man who had just purchased him and his contents of […]
In a move that industry insiders are calling “gross” and “pretty fucked up,” Google’s parent company Alphabet today quietly acquired the rights to name every single child born on this planet for […]
“Oh and there he goes,” says June Lynnesmen, a volunteer at the Free The Forecheckers Foundation, as she watches yet another hockey player take to his skates and disappear off across the […]
With global absurdity levels at an all time high, in an eleventh hour decision the United Nations has moved to cancel April Fool’s day for the first time since Pharoah Ramesses told […]
“I’ll be riiiiiiggght baaaaaack,” said Che Herezade to his friends, shouting over the cover band’s not-very-good but at least extremely loud version of Radiohead’s Creep. “I’m just. Going. Tothebathrooooooom.” His friends, who […]
“They pretty much hit the ground running,” explained Frank the Planet Monger, speaking at an alien convention, shortly after returning from a 4-eon sabbatical in the Milky Way, in which he encountered […]
In a startling, but not unexpected finding, researchers from Simon Fraser University have discovered that the average Canadian burns through pens at a rate approaching 900 for every hour of the day […]
This isn’t satire. One of the topics this site most frequently satirizes is the antipathy many people greet those who are attempting to move across international borders with. Specifically, I do this […]
“It just felt like…I don’t know man…like maybe if I could find the perfect nut, one that was held by children in the 60’s – maybe as they watched Neil […]
This isn’t a satirical, or humorous post. After spending the last few hours watching the testimonies of Christine Blasey Ford, and Brett Kavanaugh in turn, I can’t muster any flippancy, or acerbity, […]
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