Over 200 people are dead in the most recent attack by Isis, including 25 children. The bombing happened in a busy city center, targeting families out to celebrate a national holiday, and […]
Continuing to look as surprised as everyone else on earth, Boris Johnson emerged from his Ostrich Pillow (pictured) this evening to take yet more questions on the future of Britain, and was […]
In news that is likely to eventually be true, a recent study revealed a strange new norm: Canadians are living long enough to spend the majority of their lives as old people. […]
In a development that is sure to have far-reaching and lasting effects in the cleaning products industry (‘Big Sponge’ as many refer to it), proof has emerged that many of the leading […]
A deluge of irony swept the American mid-west overnight as warm, moist thoughts pulled in from the passing of Muhammad Ali met a rising front of mainstream intolerance rolling across the United […]
A team of astrophysicists at the University of Victoria have today confirmed what has long been theorized: there is a black hole of near-infinite density at the centre of Donald Trump. “The […]
“It’s the only reason I watch,” declares Barbara Audette, mother of two, and regular CPAC viewer. “If I wanted to watch people in suits yabber on about nothing I’d watch the news. […]
In a startling confirmation of how far into over a billion users’ daily lives the ubiquitous social media platform has reached, a representative of Facebook has today confirmed that they are manipulating […]
In the battle to reign in tax evasion, the Canadian Revenue Agency today announced they will be bringing the controversial practice of carding to major financial centres across the country. “Yes, […]
“You don’t have to say it out loud,” says Tom Mulcair, embattled leader of the NDP, looking straight into the camera from his seat in a maroon coloured wingback chair that perfectly […]
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