For some reason or other a team of researchers who might have been psychologists from Belgium or possibly sociologists from Belize, either cancelled or postponed their study into the declining attention […]
***Satire*** Calls to lower the speed limit across the City of Toronto from ‘Usually Fatal’ to ’50/50,’ are being met with resistance from a wide array of speedsters; libertarians; overbooked parents; and […]
***Satire*** An Out And Abouter special investigation has revealed that on the night of the U.S. federal election, shortly after 3:00 AM EST, as Donald Trump was riding Jared Kushner’s shoulders around his […]
***Satire*** More than 45 years after he wrote his bet on the back of a highly classified dossier, John Smith is finally collecting on his guess as to how Fidel Castro would […]
***The following is satire. Fiction. Not True.*** Market watchers expect to see unprecedented numbers of the ‘KKK Klansman, Jubilee Edition’ dolls selling this coming Christmas, harnessing the purchasing power of racist America, […]
I realize the followers of this site are few, and the impact small, if even detectable. If posts from The Onion cause online earthquakes, the most noise this little page has ever […]
“Forsooth, my good man,” says Colonel Jim McAfferty, former above-ground resident of Albany, New York, and now leader of the Dead Democrats for Change Foundation. “I most certainly will be tumbling in […]
“The guy’s a bum.” Trump says from his opulent apartment high above the streets of America. “He’s all talk, no substance. He’s the longest stand-up act you ever heard with no punchlines. […]
The Russian Federation Of Science Experiments In Sport has today announced that disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will carry their nation’s flag at the Rio games, and will do so while connected to […]
Following their alteration of the Canadian National Anthem to include the world’s most willfully obtuse, categorically untrue, self-defeating statement, the four rich white guys known as The Tenors, have announced their intention […]
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