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Doug Ford Last Seen Speeding Towards Oshawa With An “Open For Business” Sign
As the terrible news that General Motors intends to close all operations at their longstanding Oshawa plant broke, on a mild but dreary Sunday afternoon, Ontario Premier Doug Ford – who campaigned […]
Elon Musk Reluctantly Returns Boring Analysts To Earth In Perfectly Synchronized Landing
“Ask a stupid question, get launched into space without a suit,” says Elon Musk, casually swiping through a sequence of rocket trajectory vectors on an iPad while somewhere in the blue sky […]
Dow Jones Plunge Has Frazzled Traders Tearing Their Ethernet Cables Out
With the Dow Jones Industrial Average suffering it’s largest single-day drop in history today, the latest generation of Wall Street traders were a crashing, smoking, blue-screening mess by the time their data […]
Apple Admits Most Of The Time They’re Just Asking For Your Password To Fuck With You
“Mostly, we’re just really, really bored,” admitted Apple’s public relations director, Jim Book, in a Palo Alto press conference early on Thursday morning. “Obviously. Why else would we ask you to enter […]
Apple Announces New iPhone Will Be A Landline And People Will Just Have To Fucking Wait
In a stripped-down ceremony this morning in Cupertino, California, Tim Cook – wearing his trademark shirt that isn’t a turtleneck, and pants that aren’t jeans – revealed Apple’s latest mobile phone to […]
Large Number Of Canadians Volunteer For Unofficial Post-Work Experiment Known As ‘Summer’
“Results so far have been excellent,” Says Ernie Enbert, a guy who does a job at a place that makes things that help other people make other things that help people do […]
Canada’s Wonderland Ride Meant To Simulate Housing Market Closed Over Safety Concerns
A Canada’s Wonderland ride that has been building since the early 90’s, is now closed and its future uncertain after concerns were raised regarding the overall safety and integrity of the gravity-defying […]
Monaco Adopts Living Wage Of $850/hr
The Prince Of Monaco has declared that all those who are lucky enough to have been born in the 3 square meters that comprise the historic municipality he is charged with protecting […]
U.S. Moves Boldly To Ensure Vulnerable High-Income Families Receive Access To Tax Breaks
Saying that no family should have to live through the horrors of deciding whether to purchase a new yacht or a second home in Vail, Republicans moved decisively on Thursday to secure […]
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